When I was 3 I was mad at my mom, so when we went to the park I ran away and yelled that she kidnapped me. Two cops heard me and almost arrested my mom. lol
When i ride the bus i like to pretend i'm listening to music with my headphones. Actually i listen to what people say. They think they are safe lol!
I stick my boogers under desks, tables, chairs, even though i have tissues right in front of me. I just feel like i'm marking my territory lol
When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
I met my girlfriend because she added me on Facebook by accident. Every time someone asks we tell a different story. I wonder if anybody will ever find out lol