When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
There's this older girl at my school who everyone thinks is a lesbian. Last year she cut her hair short, which is why. Secretly I started really liking her even though I don't know her. Last month I cut my own hair short. I still think she's absolutely adorable but I haven't had the nerve to say hi. Dunno if anyone picked up that I'm a lesbian, lol.
One time i made a copy of a 20 dollar bill and threw it on the ground. Two guys started arguing about who picked them up first, and then they started fighting, you should have seen their faces after they realized they were fake! lol
When I was 3 I was mad at my mom, so when we went to the park I ran away and yelled that she kidnapped me. Two cops heard me and almost arrested my mom. lol
Well, my secret is, I am bisexual. I am terrified of coming out to my family. They are all homophobic and disowned my uncle when he came out as gay. Also, I have a crush on my best friend, who is also bisexual, but favors males. I want to be the one to change that, since I favor females. lol