One time me and my 21 year old brother went to Mcdonalds, the lady told us we were cute together. FML
Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML
One time I was in school and had to fart really badly. So I decided to fart in the hallway. Later I find out I had pooped my pants and my mother had to bring me clean clothes. #FML
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.