Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. FML.
I hate riding in cars. I always have this fear that the car will explode or we will have a accident or something like that. I started having those fears after I watched Final Destination. #FML
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.