The first time I ate a sunflower seed, when I was in 1st grade, I though I was going to grow a sunflower in my stomach. So I would eat dirt, drink a lot of water and keep my mouth open to get some sunlight. #wheniwaslittle #weird #lol
When my sister was little i would pretend to pass out just so she would come to me and bring me water. #lazy #lol
I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. lol
This guy I was dating told me that he loved me and I didn't want to say it back without hurting him I I said I love youtube really fast. Oops lol
I put green food coloring in my girlfriend's shower head. She now looks like Hulk and refuses to go to work. lol!