The other night I had a dream that I was at this hotel in a really nice bathroom going to the bathroom. When I have woke up I had actually peed myself.
When I found out I was adopted I asked my parents what happened to my real parents. They looked at eachother and told me they died in a fire. I asked how they knew that, and they said "because we were there". Wtf?!
I can always find the sites and apps my husband uses to cheat on me with. He thinks he's so smart but I'm always one step ahead with plenty of screen shots to prove it.
When I was 5 I used to live with my dad. One day when we were having a party. I saw a shot glass sitting on the counter and, since back then I didn't know what a shot glass was, I drank the whiskey that was in it. My dad came in with his friends and saw me but I couldn't stop laughing at the look on his face.
When was young i used to climb in the fish tank because it was really big and it felt like a huge bath with hot water.