One time at a restaurant, I went to the bathroom. I was going to scare my friend when she went to come in after me, but instead she let another lady go in first. I scared the old lady. She started swearing at me, and she got the manager. I went in the stall before the manager came, so she yelled at my friend. #lol
My ex's girlfriend hardly knows me, but she hates me. Why? Because he talks in his sleep... And guess who's name he mentions? #lol
When I was 13 I accidentally kissed my step brother in a pool party. No one saw, and since then we accidentally make out all the time. #lol
I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. lol
I remember in 5th grade, I was running, and I tripped over a stray football. I fell into this boy... And my lips accidentally brushed against his. He caught me, looked into my eyes, and said one thing. "I am now infected with cooties, you jerk." lol!