I keep in contact with all my ex's and girls who shot me down just so I can ruin their lives any way I can by giving them bad advice that seems good. I get a kick out of this.
Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.
The other night I had a dream that I was at this hotel in a really nice bathroom going to the bathroom. When I have woke up I had actually peed myself.
I can always find the sites and apps my husband uses to cheat on me with. He thinks he's so smart but I'm always one step ahead with plenty of screen shots to prove it.