Last night, my dad thought it would be funny to put on a mask and scare me. I accidentally ended up punching him in the face, and now i'm grounded.
I stole this guy's girlfriend last year and I even kissed her while he was around. funny thing is, he tries to act tough as shit but I danced with his girl at a school dance, found him crying a little bit later.
The guys at work were laughing at the computer, so I went to go see what they were laughing at. I found out that they were laughing at some pictures of me naked. Apparently I'm not even sexy, I'm just funny.
One time my mom needed to stop at the bank and I didn't want to go in so she let me stay in the car. We had one of those "suspicious" looking vans and I thought it would be funny to start screaming. Well a person came running up to the car and smashed the window. They thought I was kidnapped._.
I like my accounts teacher. He's so nice and funny. And we talk a lot. I feel so happy when I talk to him. The problem is that he is double my age.