I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.




I farted during a test and I blamed it on the fat guy next to me. #mean #sorry




I cut a hole in my giant teddy bear, and I have sex with it every day after school. sorry mr Patches!




When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry




When I was younger, I would lock my great grandma down the basement. Now I feel really bad that I did that and that I can't say sorry because she passed a few years ago.



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