Last year in class, I had this really hot teacher who always showed cleavage. One time I threw my gum at her and it landed between her tits and she told me to come get it... So I did and got a boner... in front of my entire class.
Once I was eating jello with my best friends and after eating like twenty little cups of jello we realized they were jello shots. There was a lot of alcohol in them. That night we had our first lesbian experience.
My dad shot himself three years ago. When we found out we were all in shock. I was crying in my bedroom, my mom walked in and told me "it's all your fault" because i didn't go with them to the lake some days earlier. I think about these words every day.
I saw a dog attack a kid in my neighborhood so from inside my house i shot the dog. No one knows where the bullet came from.
The other night I had a dream that I was at this hotel in a really nice bathroom going to the bathroom. When I have woke up I had actually peed myself.