When I was 6, I drank window cleaner because I was thirsty. Maybe that's why i'm so stupid now.




When I was 5, I was in a social security office with my mom. Two masked men came in with guns and told everyone to get on the ground, but stupid me I thought it was fake and stood up on a chair watching them. One of them looked right at me. A lady grabbed me and held me to the floor. The two men beat up a security guard till his face was covered in blood. That lady saved me!




When I was going to the airport alone for the first time, I got kind of lost looking for my flight. I was on my way to the beach and I was wearing shorts and a tank top. I stood at a line to a flight I thought was mine. I wanted to look professional, so I acted cool, just looking through my phone. I didn't notice I was on my way to Alaska until a guy with a ski jacket bumped into me. #awkward #stupid




You know those cracked screen apps that is you touch the screen it will "crack"? Well, I got that and showed my little sister and she said she could do that too. She got her phone and broke it with her finger. I reset mine and said can you reset yours? She said "I can wash it off" as she was trying to wash it off (with alcohol) it caught on fire. She threw it outside into our pool. Oh stupid people...




I spend most of my time alone. Outside of work, I have no hobbies that can keep my interest for a long time. Life is pretty boring and I just don't see the point in it. No, I'm not going to do anything stupid. I just feel like I'm missing out on the party and when I try to bring others into my life, they only wind up making me recede more.



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