I am a nanny and sleep with both my bosses (the mother and the father). funny thing is they have no idea that they are cheating on each other with me.




The guys at work were laughing at the computer, so I went to go see what they were laughing at. I found out that they were laughing at some pictures of me naked. Apparently I'm not even sexy, I'm just funny.




Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.




One time, when I was eight, I lived in Pennsylvania and I didn't know what a snake was. One day when I was outside in my backyard I saw a snake and I thought it was a giant worm, so I picked it up and ran to my dad with it around my neck and he almost caught a heart attack, that was so funny!!




When I was in the 1st grade. These guys' taught me what gay meant. They told me it was liking guys. So, me being a girl and only having a partial definition, I was like." does that make me gay? I like boys" they started laughing and never told me anything. I walked around saying I was gay in, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grade. and I was frequently laughed at and I thought It was funny too. Until i told my mom.



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