I spend most of my time alone. Outside of work, I have no hobbies that can keep my interest for a long time. Life is pretty boring and I just don't see the point in it. No, I'm not going to do anything stupid. I just feel like I'm missing out on the party and when I try to bring others into my life, they only wind up making me recede more.
When I was little, I was walking in the hallway, I threw up and slipped on my vomit. Then I cried and I threw up again. #stupid
One time I was at the train station with my little brother. He saw a brick wall and thought it was the passage for Hogwarts. He ran into it, hit his forehead and started bleeding. I decided to cover his stupidity and told my parents that someone accidentally pushed him. To this day only my brother and I know.
I was flirting with this girl in a random chatroom, we really liked each other so after she told me that she had just broken up with her stupid boyfriend, we decided to trade pictures. And that's when I found out she was my ex.