One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #FML
I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #FML
I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #FML
The first time I ever made out was at the age of 8. With my slobbering dog. (It was an accident). #FML