Four years ago I needed to go get my hair done, so I went to my mom, but she was in her room and behind the door I could hear her making funny noises. So I walk in normally and I see them... having sex! My dad looked up and stared me in the eye, said "shhhh" and pointed to the door. I backed out really fast. Now whenever I hear my mom making that noise I hide!
I am a nanny and sleep with both my bosses (the mother and the father). funny thing is they have no idea that they are cheating on each other with me.
One time, when I was eight, I lived in Pennsylvania and I didn't know what a snake was. One day when I was outside in my backyard I saw a snake and I thought it was a giant worm, so I picked it up and ran to my dad with it around my neck and he almost caught a heart attack, that was so funny!!
Okay so last night I was at my boyfriend house. We were in bed sleeping and I had to fart really bad.. So I did what I had to do was best. I farted really loud and it smelled really bad, it actually woke him up and he look at me with a funny face. I told him he farted in his sleep and he was gross for doing it because it woke me up. Now I feel bad for blaming it on him, But oh well.