My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. FML
When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. FML
One time I was in school and had to fart really badly. So I decided to fart in the hallway. Later I find out I had pooped my pants and my mother had to bring me clean clothes. #FML
Once when I was 11 my cat came into the bathroom when I was taking a shower and I didn't have my contacts in so I thought it was a squirrel. So, of course, I screamed and my brother came running in and saw me naked. He told everyone at school I was flat chested. FML