There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. FML
My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #FML
One day i made my brother really mad and he shouted "your adopted!" In my face. Later that night i told my parents what he said and it turns out it was true. I'm 14 and i just found out I'm adopted. FML