Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. FML.
I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... FML!
One time me and my 21 year old brother went to Mcdonalds, the lady told us we were cute together. FML
Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #FML #loser