I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... Fml!
I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry
I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.
I cut a hole in my giant teddy bear, and I have sex with it every day after school. sorry mr Patches!
When i was ten i kicked my dad in the balls because my brother punched me in the chest and i thought it was my dad. sorry dad