Me and my little sister are going to Disney World this year and she was getting on my nerves because she was talking about it way too much. I decided it would be funny to tell her that Mickey Mouse was a murderer and now she's terrified to go, but it got her to shut up so I don't feel guilty.
One time in 4th grade I threw up on my teacher on purpose, because she was a bitch. It was pretty funny.
Last night, my dad thought it would be funny to put on a mask and scare me. I accidentally ended up punching him in the face, and now i'm grounded.
I think there is a camera in the shower head and I act as sexy as possible, but end up looking ridiculous. #funny #stupid
One time my mom needed to stop at the bank and I didn't want to go in so she let me stay in the car. We had one of those "suspicious" looking vans and I thought it would be funny to start screaming. Well a person came running up to the car and smashed the window. They thought I was kidnapped._.