When i ride the bus i like to pretend i'm listening to music with my headphones. Actually i listen to what people say. They think they are safe lol!
Whenever I need to blow my nose and I'm in a store, I blow into a teddy bear and put it back lol it feels better than a tissue.
I threw a pencil at this substitute teacher and it hit him in the head. My friend and i started laughing so hard; he then gave my friend three days in school suspension. Gotta love highschool. lol
I named my daughter after my favorite pornstar and my wife thinks it's because it's my great-aunt's name. lol
I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. lol