When my sister was little i would pretend to pass out just so she would come to me and bring me water. #lazy #lol
I met my girlfriend because she added me on Facebook by accident. Every time someone asks we tell a different story. I wonder if anybody will ever find out lol
Yesterday I taped life size pictures of Robert Downey Junior outside the windows to freak my family out, my dad saw it and fell on the floor scared to death! lol
When I was a in elementary school my teacher used to touch me. I thought it was perfectly normal until I told my mom and she freaked out, my teacher was arrested and I'm not even traumatized lol
When I was 8 I though sex was toughing something while you here naked. So one day I got out of the shower and petted my dog. Butt naked. I hurried up and got dressed and went down stairs. I yelled to my mum and dad "Mom I just had sex!!". You should if seen the loom on their faces. #lol