When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
Well... When I was smaller I used to talk to cars thinking they were actually Transformers or Decepticons lol
Yesterday I taped life size pictures of Robert Downey Junior outside the windows to freak my family out, my dad saw it and fell on the floor scared to death! lol
My little sister thinks she is a fairy. One day she told me she wanted pixie dust to fly and I told her to pee in a bowl, put sand in it and put it on her body. Ten minutes later she came to me crying she was smelling like pee and told me that she is too heavy for the pixie dust to lift her up. lol
When I was about 10 I was almost kidnapped in the bathroom stall that was at a campsite. He tried to get in the stall and grabbed me. My mom ran in there and beat him with the handle of the sink, then she called the police and they arrested him. lol