I'm a babysitter, and i once accidentally set the kitchen on fire. Guess who got blamed for it? lol




I named my daughter after my favorite pornstar and my wife thinks it's because it's my great-aunt's name. lol




I hate shaving.... I have hairy armpits and hairy legs. When guys find out are always grossed out, i just laugh in their face lol




Once when I was about 8, I found a small bag of cat treats that were shaped like hearts. I thought they were a new type of lolly and ate them all with out sharing. Afterwards I felt really sick so I read the back of the packet and they were made out of chicken liver!




I stick my boogers under desks, tables, chairs, even though i have tissues right in front of me. I just feel like i'm marking my territory lol



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