When I was younger, my dad was really racist and against gays so I made out with my gay black friend outside the school when my dad was picking me up so that he would see just to make him mad. Got grounded for 2 months and suspended from school. lol so worth it.
When i was little, i was in love with the prince from Cinderella so i would pause the tv when there was his face and french kiss it for a few minutes, lol!
I fell in the toilet when I was little and I started freaking out so I flushed it. I have no idea why i did that. lol
Whenever I need to blow my nose and I'm in a store, I blow into a teddy bear and put it back lol it feels better than a tissue.
When I was about 10 I was almost kidnapped in the bathroom stall that was at a campsite. He tried to get in the stall and grabbed me. My mom ran in there and beat him with the handle of the sink, then she called the police and they arrested him. lol