When my sister was little i would pretend to pass out just so she would come to me and bring me water. #lazy #lol
My ex's girlfriend hardly knows me, but she hates me. Why? Because he talks in his sleep... And guess who's name he mentions? #lol
When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
I once was in the park taking a walk, then this man grabbed me, so I punched him in the face. Turned out to be my boyfriend. #lol
When I was little I had a best friend. You know how kids have secret handshakes? We had one, but it wasn't with our hands. We would touch our tongues together. We never thought twice about it. Today I know I am a lesbian. And I don't remember that girl's name at all. I wonder if she remembers, lol. Weird, I know.