Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird
I always look around and try to find cameras because I think I am in a reality tv show. #lol #stupid
When I was going to the airport alone for the first time, I got kind of lost looking for my flight. I was on my way to the beach and I was wearing shorts and a tank top. I stood at a line to a flight I thought was mine. I wanted to look professional, so I acted cool, just looking through my phone. I didn't notice I was on my way to Alaska until a guy with a ski jacket bumped into me. #awkward #stupid
I'm scared of staying home alone, so when my mom leaves, I walk around with my BB gun, just in case a thief breaks into the house. I know it's stupid, but it's the only way I feel safe!
I think there is a camera in the shower head and I act as sexy as possible, but end up looking ridiculous. #funny #stupid