I hate riding in cars. I always have this fear that the car will explode or we will have a accident or something like that. I started having those fears after I watched Final Destination. #FML
I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #FML
Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #FML #loser
I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #FML