My mom and I just moved into her boyfriends house. I think her boyfriend is SO cute. He came into my room one morning to use the bathroom because my mom was in the shower and he thought I was asleep so he didn't knock and I was just wearing a tee and a thong and he saw me. For a second it was awkward and he stared but then he shook his head and said sorry and went to use the restroom. I blew it :/




Yesterday my parents bought a new fridge. I liked the old one so, as soon as my parents walked out of the kitchen i flicked the fridge off and told it "**** you!". Then i felt bad, hugged it and said sorry...




When I was 4 I saw some stickers on the ground, in a store. I picked them and and took them till we left. We went to another store, and my mom tried to hold my hand, well thats were the stickers were. She pried my hands opened and stickers fell out. We had to go back to the store and say sorry.




When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry




When i was 5 i lived in Germany and i had a kitten. Her name was Max like the dog from the Grinch. She had trouble going to the bathroom so i "helped" by squeezing the poor kitten until it pooped... Max mysteriously ran away the next week. sorry Max, hope you poop ok now.



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