I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.
When i was ten i kicked my dad in the balls because my brother punched me in the chest and i thought it was my dad. sorry dad
The other day I hacked into my girlfriend's Facebook, because lately she's been avoiding me and I thought she was cheating. Turns out she was busy organizing a surprise birthday party for me. sorry babe!
When I was 4 I saw some stickers on the ground, in a store. I picked them and and took them till we left. We went to another store, and my mom tried to hold my hand, well thats were the stickers were. She pried my hands opened and stickers fell out. We had to go back to the store and say sorry.