One time in 4th grade I threw up on my teacher on purpose, because she was a bitch. It was pretty funny.
Okay so last night I was at my boyfriend house. We were in bed sleeping and I had to fart really bad.. So I did what I had to do was best. I farted really loud and it smelled really bad, it actually woke him up and he look at me with a funny face. I told him he farted in his sleep and he was gross for doing it because it woke me up. Now I feel bad for blaming it on him, But oh well.
One time my mom needed to stop at the bank and I didn't want to go in so she let me stay in the car. We had one of those "suspicious" looking vans and I thought it would be funny to start screaming. Well a person came running up to the car and smashed the window. They thought I was kidnapped._.
The guys at work were laughing at the computer, so I went to go see what they were laughing at. I found out that they were laughing at some pictures of me naked. Apparently I'm not even sexy, I'm just funny.
When I was 13 my brother started being mean to me so me and my best friend decided to give him pay back. We peed in cups and poured it all over his pillow, that night he slept on his pillow but kept complaining that it smelt funny, I blamed my dog, my brother still hasn't found out.