I Have a problemI always laugh even when its not funny. I laughed at my friend breaking up with her husband, and i laughed at the speech that my cousin gave at my aunt's funeral.




One time my mom needed to stop at the bank and I didn't want to go in so she let me stay in the car. We had one of those "suspicious" looking vans and I thought it would be funny to start screaming. Well a person came running up to the car and smashed the window. They thought I was kidnapped._.




One time, when I was eight, I lived in Pennsylvania and I didn't know what a snake was. One day when I was outside in my backyard I saw a snake and I thought it was a giant worm, so I picked it up and ran to my dad with it around my neck and he almost caught a heart attack, that was so funny!!




Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.




When I was 13 my brother started being mean to me so me and my best friend decided to give him pay back. We peed in cups and poured it all over his pillow, that night he slept on his pillow but kept complaining that it smelt funny, I blamed my dog, my brother still hasn't found out.



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