Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird
Truthfully, I hate the generation I'm a part of. There's too many people that can't spell, and everyone I know is either insulting someone, trying to be cool, or trying to get attention. I know that's weird, but I truthfully do hate my generation.
I twist almost every story I tell people because my life really isn't that interesting. I'm a pathological liar, and everyone thinks I'm really funny and interesting. In reality I am depressing, weird, and boring.
Lately I have been trying to be more expressive, so now sometimes when I talk to myself in my head, I move my hands and arms around like I'm talking to someone else. #weird
When I'm alone, I talk to myself. I practice conversations that never happen, or pretend I'm a character I like from a book, TV show or movie. #amiweird?