Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird
I've always wanted to be a doctor. When i was in high school my science teacher would make fun of me and say that i was too stupid to be a doctor. Yesterday i graduated with honors. I called her, she remembered me and said "what do you do now?", I told her "I'm a doctor, **** you." and hung up.
I always look around and try to find cameras because I think I am in a reality tv show. #lol #stupid
I was flirting with this girl in a random chatroom, we really liked each other so after she told me that she had just broken up with her stupid boyfriend, we decided to trade pictures. And that's when I found out she was my ex.