Three years ago I found a cellphone on the street. I looked for info to give it back but it was completely empty. My secret is that nobody reported it, so i've been calling for free the whole time! I kinda feel guilty for the guy that will have to pay a huge bill though...
Yesterday i went to the grocery store and stole some food. It was for the homeless man that lives next to it. I don't know if i should feel guilty or not...
Me and my little sister are going to Disney World this year and she was getting on my nerves because she was talking about it way too much. I decided it would be funny to tell her that Mickey Mouse was a murderer and now she's terrified to go, but it got her to shut up so I don't feel guilty.
When I was 17 me and my girlfriend were going cross country with her dad over the summer and one day we "fooled around" while he was in a gas station. When he came back out he said "I saw that...", we tried to keep a straight face, so he was confused and said "You two look pretty guilty, I was just kidding!" From then on the trip was really awkward.
When i was little i was changing the water of my turtle, and as soon as i put him back in the tank he started moving very quickly. I realized it was really hot water, but too late. I still feel guilty :(