Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #FML #loser
One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #FML
I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #FML
I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #FML