Three years ago I found a cellphone on the street. I looked for info to give it back but it was completely empty. My secret is that nobody reported it, so i've been calling for free the whole time! I kinda feel guilty for the guy that will have to pay a huge bill though...
Last night my boyfriend of four years took me to the best restaurant in town, because he wanted to celebrate his business promotion. My secret is that I wish he proposed to me. #love
I just got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. Apparently, he designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. #omg
When I use my computer, my cat runs up to the power strip, looks at me in the eyes, and hits the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often.