I have this friend on Facebook who was offended by the Coca-Cola commercial during the Super Bowl and I really want to just unfriend him, but at the same time his ignorance is so awful as to be humorous and I don't want to lose this source of entertainment.



When I was 17 I fell in love with this guy. He turned around and cheated on me when I was pregnant with his daughter. We broke up and now going through a custody battle. Everyone thinks I hate him because of what he did to me but in all honesty I'm still hopelessly in love with him no matter how hard I try to tell myself that it's irrational.



I fart in water bottles and sell them to people. One man said that my water tastes amazing.



I work in a kids play area and once I accidentally kicked a baby down the stairs.



One time i made a copy of a 20 dollar bill and threw it on the ground. Two guys started arguing about who picked them up first, and then they started fighting, you should have seen their faces after they realized they were fake! LOL


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