Last year in class, I had this really hot teacher who always showed cleavage. One time I threw my gum at her and it landed between her tits and she told me to come get it... So I did and got a boner... in front of my entire class.
One night my mom and I were staying at a Sunday house (a hotel/motel). At around 5:10 am I was the only one up and she farted really loudly, then she did it again even louder. A few minutes later we got a call from the front desk saying someone made a complaint about the noise coming from our room.
One time I got drunk, ran outside naked, went up to this hot guy and said "My boobs are marshmallows, feel them!".
Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.