30 minutes ago I was asked out by my hot step brother that is my age. I don't know what i should tell him!
I can always find the sites and apps my husband uses to cheat on me with. He thinks he's so smart but I'm always one step ahead with plenty of screen shots to prove it.
Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.
One time, when my friend was over, we were going to go in my brother's room to use his legos, but when we walked in he had his penis in a hotdog bun and was taking pictures.
When i was 12 my brother accidentally shot me, and the bullet hit me on the shoulder. We blamed it on this guy that lived in the woods and he got arrested. I feel kinda guilty.