Growing up I had a little boyfriend. One day my grandpa had a barbecue and my boyfriend who lived right next door came over. That night we climbed the highest tree in my yard and started talking. And under the full moon we had our first kiss.



So I met this guy in the zoo. He told me his favorite animal is Camel. When I asked him why, he went on about how remarkable the humps are -the way it always stay cool even in the driest day and that he can stare at it all day. He also mention about the unique shape of its toe and he would also kiss it all day long. I thought to myself: "what a weird guy he is" until his GF, Camellia, show up.



I always dance naked in my room with the curtains and the windows open, so the cute guy next door will see me.



I hate it when when someone says they're fat and they look better than me. So now, every time my friends say they're fat, I say yeah and they get all offended.



One time i was in line and a man in front of me asked "What are the chances this midget in front of me will bite me if I pet him on the head?".


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