I hate watching my son's kids shows so much. When I watch them I have vivid thoughts about murdering the characters. One day Dora, one day.



One time I got so high that I walked in my class, late, sat down, and tried to put my seatbelt on.



Once I told my crush I liked him, he said he liked me back. Then I woke up.



I once told my husband, I loved him. He said he didn't love me back... That's when I realized that it was his twin brother! #majorfail



At school today kids were making fun of a girl for cutting herself. I'm "more popular", and I pulled up my sleeve and showed them my cuts and said "If you're going to make fun of someone for cutting, make fun of me." Not a word more was said.


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