A few months ago my girlfriend died. I still text her and I have dreams about her. People think I'm weird and that I'm just not moving on but I can't figure it out. Why am I still so attached?
So I met this guy in the zoo. He told me his favorite animal is Camel. When I asked him why, he went on about how remarkable the humps are -the way it always stay cool even in the driest day and that he can stare at it all day. He also mention about the unique shape of its toe and he would also kiss it all day long. I thought to myself: "what a weird guy he is" until his GF, Camellia, show up.
I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird