When I was in 9th grade, My English teacher have me my paper, and I saw that there was slime on it. I didn't know what it was so I tasted it. It tasted weird. To this day I feel like it was snot or spit but I still don't know what it was.
So I met this guy in the zoo. He told me his favorite animal is Camel. When I asked him why, he went on about how remarkable the humps are -the way it always stay cool even in the driest day and that he can stare at it all day. He also mention about the unique shape of its toe and he would also kiss it all day long. I thought to myself: "what a weird guy he is" until his GF, Camellia, show up.
One day my 3 year old sister was talking in her sleep so i went into her room and woke her up. When she saw me her eyes were red then she kept staring off in the distance and making these weird hand gestures. It freaked me out.
I have a birthmark on my cheek that is really puffed up and looks weird. I get stared at all the time - especially by parents who two seconds later tell their kids not to stare. I want to yell at them "STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!" But I settle for making direct, staring eye contact until they look away.
I talk people into committing felonies. Thus far over 200 people have a record because of me. I guess i have a weird hobby.