One time I got drunk, ran outside naked, went up to this hot guy and said "My boobs are marshmallows, feel them!".
The other night I had a dream that I was at this hotel in a really nice bathroom going to the bathroom. When I have woke up I had actually peed myself.
My dad shot himself three years ago. When we found out we were all in shock. I was crying in my bedroom, my mom walked in and told me "it's all your fault" because i didn't go with them to the lake some days earlier. I think about these words every day.
When I was little I thought tampons were fake bullets. Me and my friends would use slingshots and shoot tampons at each other and leave them all over the front yard.