One time I let a stranger into the house on accident. He walked in, told me to don't ever open the door for strangers again and he walked out. Weird.



I am adopted, and when I was studying my family tree this morning I realized that my cousin was adopted too, and is really my older sister! My mom said that she didn't tell me because she thought that I would feel bad, but it is the best thing that I have ever heard!



I was at a party and me and this cute guy were making out, and he got all nervous and threw up on me. We became best friends ever since.



After years of saving my money, I finally got a pet fox. I was just starting to admire its majesty, when it jumped the fence and ran away.



One time, as i was baking a cake, i bent over to see if it was cooked. As i did so, my husband slapped my butt, and i fell in the oven.


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