I babysit just because it's the only way that I have to play with barbies, without looking like a complete idiot.




I honestly feel like I'm too intelligent to be in my sophomore class. I had to point out London on a map because one girl seriously didn't know where it was. The stupidity of my generation is seriously starting to affect my mental well being.




When I was in my 20's I thought cheating was illegal. I found out my boyfriend of 7 years was cheating on me so I called the police. He ended up being arrested for drug abuse which I had NO idea about.




Everybody compliments me for my hair, blonde, long, curly. What they don't know is that I have cancer, and I spent a lot to have the most real looking wig.




When I go to Walmart I like to put stuff in other people's carts. Especially condoms in old men's carts, lol!



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