One time, when my friend was over, we were going to go in my brother's room to use his legos, but when we walked in he had his penis in a hotdog bun and was taking pictures.



Today we had a choir event. When we were getting changed, I got my uniform last. Little did I know, my crush got his last too. We ended up making out, me in my bra and underwear and him in nothing but boxers. We missed the choir event, but I don't even care.



Today I found a bloodstained handprint on my window, yet I have no neighbors...



I asked a girl out and my boner was showing in my sweat pants, she asked what was that, I just walked away.



Sometimes I pray to god to bless me with bigger boobs. Is that wrong?


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