When I was 8 I spent the night at my friend's house and I woke up at like 3 am and I was so scared to go to the bathroom because it was really dark so I peed on him... And then he woke up when I was only like halfway done and I just... continued. Then he cried and told his parents and yeah we're still friends. :)



Last year in class, I had this really hot teacher who always showed cleavage. One time I threw my gum at her and it landed between her tits and she told me to come get it... So I did and got a boner... in front of my entire class.



I have a bad heart disease, and my heart could stop at any moment. Only my parents and I know about this. I can't tell my friends, i really don't want them to worry...



Sometimes, when I'm in the subway, I like to pretend i'm a secret agent busy following and protecting someone extremely important.



One time, when my friend was over, we were going to go in my brother's room to use his legos, but when we walked in he had his penis in a hotdog bun and was taking pictures.


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