My father died when I was 11 months old. I never met him and every time I listen to my favorite rapper Eminem sing to his daughters about being a father, I cry a little.
I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... Fml!
Today in class, I had the urge to fart. I had a bright idea that if I dropped my book and farted at the same time, nobody would notice. I dropped my book, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly.
I am in love with a woman who has seven kids. If that's not bad enough I'm eleven years younger than her. I've told some family about it and they call me a idiot. What can I say I love her and her kids... Wish me luck!
