OK so when I was little, I went on a trip to Washington D.C.. I was in the hotel room for a while and I had to pee, but my friend was in the bathroom. So I grabbed a shampoo bottle (I thought it was empty) and peed in it. That night my friend's hair smelled like pee...
I was 11 I was at my cousins house, and I shoved a beebee in my ear. I lied and told my mom after surgery that he shot me.
I find older guys attractive and they can't resist me. I'm too young and too experienced. I cry at night because I wish I could have normal teen crushes but instead I'm kissing young men in college and hot married men. Why do I chose this life?
I went to a bar and met a hot guy,made out with him, then came home to my loveless marriage. The guy was 26, I'm 42.
I really hot girl got on the bus today. I looked at her and smiled until I got major foot cramp and started stretching out and groaning to make it stop. She was totally into me.