My mum forgot the keys to the house. Had to climb over the gate, onto the roof and through a window in skinny jeans. I sprained my ankle walking down the stairs. fml
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. fml.
When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. fml
I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #fml
Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #fml #loser