Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.
When I was in younger this guy would always bully me. He lives close to me, and last week, he got a brand new Cadillac. I felt great keying both sides of it.
I'm deathly afraid of thunderstorms. When I hear that one is coming, I get under my bed with blankets, a pan of brownies and my dog (She's as scared as I am). And we wait out the storm.
Yesterday my parents bought a new fridge. I liked the old one so, as soon as my parents walked out of the kitchen i flicked the fridge off and told it "**** you!". Then i felt bad, hugged it and said sorry...
