When I was in 7th grade I had this gay teacher. One day In class we all got candy. I happened to get skittles. I threw them at him and said "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" I got suspended for a week.




When I was little I actually thought that the moon at night would follow you wherever you went so, when I was in the car I would yell stop following me. My parents would look at me like I just gave birth to a cow.




When I was little, I was afraid to touch boys because I thought that you'd get pregnant if you did. #lmao




A friend of mine passed away almost five months ago. Seems like its only been a week. I just miss him so much. I wish I could have told him how much I appreciated him when he was here. He was such a great guy. I love you so much J., rest in peace.




It was my first time smoking weed so I decided to do it in my bathroom. I ended up falling asleep with everything sitting out on the counter. My mom walked in and asked what the hell I was doing... I was so high I told her I was trying to get pregnant in Narnja.



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