When i was 4 me and my cousins were at the movie theater with my aunt and she farted so loud the projector stopped and it was dead silent




I goto early college high school, and me and my guy best friend were discussing our grades. We both got cocky about how smart we felt and then we both, instantly, at the same time, pushed a pull door.




Last year my sister decided to dress up as a nerd for halloween. She took the clothes for the costume from my closet...




Today I found out I was adopted, but it doesn't matter, biological or not I have the best parents in the world!




Last week i went to the movies with my crush. As i was trying to put my arm around her, i accidentally elbowed her on the nose. She started bleeding and we left the theater. Now she doesn't wanna see me anymore and even worse, i don't know how the movie ends.



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