Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. fml.
Once when I was 11 my cat came into the bathroom when I was taking a shower and I didn't have my contacts in so I thought it was a squirrel. So, of course, I screamed and my brother came running in and saw me naked. He told everyone at school I was flat chested. fml
The first time I ever made out was at the age of 8. With my slobbering dog. (It was an accident). #fml
I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. fml.
When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. fml