When i was little and i would play with barbies, sometimes i would make up such complicated and realistic stories that i would end up crying.




Instead of doing school work I just hacked the Wi-Fi and have been reading Seecretly all day. :/




Since when i'm little, every time my family is making a puzzle, i steal a piece, and after a while that everyone is desperate to find it, i pull it out and pretend i found it somewhere, so i look smarter than them.




Me and the girl I like (my best friend) we were looking each other in the eyes. It was a look deep, intense, I felt that something was going to happen ... I was out of the friendzone! Then she says: "Are you wearing contact lenses?" ...




When i was 4 me and my cousins were at the movie theater with my aunt and she farted so loud the projector stopped and it was dead silent



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